KiKi & Sassy
Jennifer Aniston Needs New Friends Posted by Entertainment Team 20 October, 2009 - 12:44 PM
Seriously. And not the TV kind. She needs the kind that are honest and/or offensive enough to pull you aside when you're doing something you'll regret later, like buying clothes two sizes too small to feel skinny, wearing white capri pants, or dating a man who wears sandals.
Jen is dating John Mayer .... again.
After getting together and breaking up about twenty times in the past few years, evidently John Mayer has gotten lonely, or Jen has run out of men who like dating women with visible nipples, and they've gone back to each other.
In the last week or so, they've been out and about in New York holding hands and kissing and generally being lovey-dovey and gross.
We are usually pro-love ... we love love! But in this case: STEP AWAY, JEN!
Sure we hated that movie you made 'He's Just Not that into You' but it doesn't mean we hate you! We only want what's best for you. And we are 99% sure that the kind of guy who threatens to sodomise the editor of a magazine isn't what's best for anyone.
Obviously John didn't like the questions a reporter from New York Magazine asked him this week, because he came out with lovely lines like this..."You're not building a journalistic career. You're making yourself look like a moron and you're not a moron. Who's your editor? I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor."
You know what the worst bit is? He thinks he's being hilarious.
We think Jen should run for the hills. We would so much rather be single than deal with that kind of douchebaggery.
What do you think?
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Char says
She does need to get rid of John!
Posted Wednesday 21 October, 2009 6:50 AM -
Kerry says
Poor Jen!
Posted Wednesday 21 October, 2009 6:50 AM -
Angela says
Needs a man not a love rat.
Posted Thursday 22 October, 2009 7:59 AM -
Kirsty says
If it didn't work out the 500 other times they have been together, why would it work out this time. She needs to stop wasting her time and move on.
Posted Friday 23 October, 2009 9:03 AM -
Laura Vizza says
I LOVE JEN! she doesnt need a man to stand up strong, She is the one celeb that i follow and really look up to!
Posted Friday 23 October, 2009 9:13 AM -
jessica says
I agree with you Laura. Jen is her own woman, she simply would like someone compatible to share her amazing self with.
Posted Saturday 24 October, 2009 11:36 AM
Most ppl are quickly jump to the insecurity clause because thats why most seek a partner, to make up for themselves. Thats what is called a relationship and it needs work, what crap. I prefer to say, a companion, a play mate to share with, and it's easy and fun, not hard. Well, some things are okay to get hard. tehe. -
Madi says
Jen deserves so much better then john and she should leave him he isnt good for her i would love jen and brad to get back together but we all no thats not gonna happen but she just needs to get away from him!
Posted Saturday 24 October, 2009 4:48 PM -
cynthia says
I think they need to just lay off her. She had her man stolen off her and she has been trying to get on with her life since. Who out there would take having their partner stolen from them easy?? She isnt made of stone at the end of the day!!! She doesnt need a man, no woman just needs a man,,,, she is just getting on with her thing and the papzzi are just hounding her no matter what she does or doesnt do... she just a woman just doing her thing and they all need to just back off!!
Posted Saturday 24 October, 2009 10:11 PM -
raine says
i think she is awsome and brad pit shouldnt have left her for angelina!
Posted Sunday 25 October, 2009 3:51 PM -
jessica says
oh wt heck. Jen in tragical, the media is tragical, we are all tragical, and so the world is one big tragedy, and Brad Pitt started it. lol
Posted Tuesday 27 October, 2009 5:36 AM
It's all in a name > > "In the Pits".
but since I'm such an optimist, so can the inverse be.
Mrs Smith
