Caption Competition | Glastonbury 2011 Posted by The Funniest 24 June, 2011 - 3:58 PM

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$200 a ticket, some of the biggest bands on the planet, it's the middle of summer and it's bound to be hot, hot, hot with loads of sexy people about.

This of course would be the description if Glastonbury was in Australia. As it is, it's in England so it's bound to rain, rain and rain some more. Your tent will be under a foot of water and you'll be covered from head to toe in mud. The toilets will be unbearable and yet strangely you'll have the time of your life. Just like the chap in this photo, until he realises he's been playing the overflow from the sewer.

That last statement is probably untrue - I dunno I didn't read the photographers description, because I don't really care what's actually happening. What I care about is what you think is happening.

Up for grabs for your witty and possibly slightly racist pommy bashing caption is the pride that comes with knowing a whole nation thinks you're actually quite funny.

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• Marie says

  Yes maybe if I smear myself in some royal waste, I could classify myself prince!

  Posted Tuesday 28 June, 2011 8:22 AM
• tash says

  So this is why women pay thousands of dollars at a spa.

  Posted Wednesday 13 July, 2011 12:03 PM
• Danny says

  My skin feels soo nice and smooth already.

  Posted Wednesday 13 July, 2011 12:06 PM