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Jokes we can put to bed
Hamish & Andy 7 August, 2009 - 4:20 PM
The definitive list of jokes that we can put to bed. These are situation specific jokes that everyone goes to.
They don’t work because funny jokes warrant surprised laughter and everyone knows these ones... they are over used.
Lets start the list with:
- When paying efpos in a store the assistant says "Cheque or savings?" and the customer comes back with "No, Spendings"
- In a supermarket the assistant says "would you like a bag" and the man goes "no, I've already got one" while pointing to his wife.
- When you've been given a gift coming back with "you shouldn’t have"
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Travis says
love to put to bed the old hate.
when you ring someone and they say hi, how are you ? and you reply and being nice ask how they are, and they reply with a "not three bad"
absolute shocker, should have died with the dinosaurs
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:22 PM -
Jessie says
Most annoying comeback ever:
When someone says something or asks a question, and some tool responds with "that's what she said", "ya mum" or "your face"Not funny, never will be.
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:23 PM -
Stephen says
This one annoys the hell out of me
If there's a rumble, a bang, an earthquake or whatever and you say what was that, there's always someone there to say sorry that was me
:l
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:23 PM -
DJ says
When you ask someone if they want sugar in their coffee and they say "no thank you, I'm sweet enough"...
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:23 PM -
peter Hewett says
child: i'm tired, Dad: hello tired im dad
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:24 PM -
peter Hewett says
Phone caller: Hello, is your fridge running?
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:25 PM
Receiver: Yes
Phone caller: Well you'd better go catch it then! -
Hollie says
When you crack open a can, and it fizzes up a little ... "oh - it's a boy!!!'
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:26 PM -
Liam says
When ever you go to the supermarket and you buy alot of soft drink or chips the check out chick will say, oooh looks like someone is having a party!
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:26 PM -
Steph M says
I work in a news agency and people buy lotto tickets and say "So i can bring it back when it's not a winner" or "just sell me the winner" and all variations of that. It just tops off the day when people make the joke then say "yeh you've probably heard that before." Of course I've heard it before!
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:26 PM -
NH says
When customers who have finished eating at a restaurant hand you an empty plate and claim "That was terrible"
Posted Friday 7 August, 2009 4:27 PM
